A woman who smokes is that rare unicorn of girlfriends—the ultimate chill chick with just the right amount of bad who can be the Bonnie to your Clyde any day of the week. And besides, there’s nothing like getting high with the one you love. But in case you needed some extra reassurance, here are 16 of them that explain why there’s nothing better than dating a woman who appreciates the green.
1. She can think for herself.
Girls who get high are fiercely independent and have faced many a judgement before—but don’t worry, it’s only made them more independent, proud of their identity, and super confident. All supremely sexy qualities that would make any guy swoon.
2. She’s generally not a couch potato stoner.
She’s a little more creative, rebellious, and badass than all the non-tokers—nothing like a good old femme fatale to adventure with through adrenaline-pumping mountains and play skydiving buddy. All girls like to be taken out, and cannabis-loving chicks are no exception, so she’ll always be able to come up with something fun and original—she’s not the conventional type.
3. She’s more likely to bend the rules.
She doesn’t get a rush from Amanda-Bynes-crazy, but you guys will have summer memories of breaking into pools and speeding down an empty highway in the middle of the night blazing L’s Jay and Bey style.
4. They have great taste in music.
When you need a tune to vibe to, she’ll rarely disappoint. After all, spacing out after a late Sunday afternoon session allows for plenty of time to curate dope music taste.
5. You’re less likely to fight.
Bud calms her down so she’s not irrational (no, for real) and trying to pick fights over things that don’t really matter. More blunt-bonding, less tension.
6. She’s low-maintenance.
Let’s face it: Petty shit is more than half the conflict that goes down in your typical guy-girl relationship, and the girl who gets high doesn’t sweat the small stuff. She’s just not a fan of drama, which should automatically make you a fan of her.
7. In the same vein, she’s not materialistic.
As long as you spoon her, keep her fed with mouth-watering munchies, and leave her a clipped roach to wake up to every once-in-awhile, she’ll be a happy camper.
8. There’s nothing sexier than a girl who can roll a joint.
Watching your bae roll up her own perfect J is way more of a turn-on than any basic girl trying to glam herself up in the hopes of you taking notice.
9. She knows how to let her hair down.
She can enjoy the moment and just laugh. A great reminder that stuff doesn’t always have to be such a downer. Like uptight girls or chicks with no sense of humor.
10. You’ll always have a partner to lie around and veg out with
Even if she’s an outdoorsy type of chick, it’ll be pretty hard for the two of you to ever get sick of staying in together. As long as you’re both toking, you can eat amazing takeout and watch netflix marathons all day and night.
11. The couple that smokes together, stays together.
Toking lets you bond on a whole other intimate level than dating a girl who refuses to smoke with you. The couple that smokes together, stays together.
12. She’ll make an epic munchie buddy.
Back to the takeout. This girl is definitely not going to be picking at a salad with three croutons on the side, if that’s what you’re into. She can eat a hearty-ass meal and can also appreciate the need to dive into some junk food from time to time. She also knows the best tasty food recipes to wet your palate with. Munchie buddies are the best buddies.
13. Sex is way better stoned.
Two stoned minds united in the bedroom is a beautiful thing, not to mention that girls that get high also make the best lovers. They’re open-minded, comfortable with themselves, and know secret stuff that feels really good, because, after all, stoney minds are all about that pleasure.
14. She’ll easily fit right in with your crew.
You’ll never have to lie or hide with your friends when you want to go smoke again. And if you do want some company, she’ll be able to hang with them without making it awkward or annoying. Also, she probably has more interesting friends than typical college/post-college chicks who’d rather go party and do shots all night.
15. She’s not impulsive.
She’s more of a thinker with a truly unique perspective on life. She’s also grounded and likely to give some of the best advice.
16. She’s not a material girl
You don’t have to waste your cash on flowers or diamond bracelets for this lady. The perfect V-day gift is forest-hued and comes in a plastic bag.
By Naima Karp | naimakarp.contently.com
