You might have to do Valentine’s Day in Colorado or Cali to obtain a couple of these treats legally, but you can be sure that with all of the following gift suggestions, you’ll be in for one hazy and romantic Valentine’s Day that meanders far away from all those familiarly corny holiday possibilities. So show your girl that you’re an original and truly appreciate her affinity for the green by ponying up for one of the following Hemponair-approved gifts below. You’ll thank us later. And she’ll thank you.
1. Crystal Cult Camo Print Vape Pen ($45)
Pink gets a little bit of a badass twist with this hand-decorated designer pink vape pen. Perfect for the lady who’s discreet about her habits, but still wants to stay on point with her style.
2. Tetra x Various Keytags Lighter by Tsubota Pearl ($45)
These simple and elegant Japanese lighters were designed exclusively for Tetra by Tsubota Pearl. They have a stunning matte finish and come in several vibrant colors your girl will love, including pastel-like pink and blue. And the best part? Tetra teamed up with Brian Janusiak and Elizabeth Beer, the team behind NYC-based creative boutique Project No. 8 and their Various Projects collection, to create fun, cheeky one-liners that are sure to put a smile on any girl’s face, high or not.
3. The Stoner’s Coloring Book ($15)
This one’s for the more playful chick with that quirky creative side. If your lady loves to doodle (not that kind), this super-dope coloring book has mind-melting psychedelic sketches that take coloring book innovation to another dimension. Perfect for when her Sunday afternoon session takes her to another dimension.
4. Lush Luxury Marshmallow Bath Melt ($8)
Get her some treats for the perfect bubble bath and create a DIY spa experience for her right in her very own bathtub. This Luxury Marshmallow Bath Melt from Lush dissolves into a decadent blend of essential oils and natural butters, making it feel like you’re bathing in a tub of lotion, which is a dream come true for any ganja goddess.
5. Jonathan Adler Hashish Ceramic Candle ($68)
What goes better with a luxury bath than a luxury candle? One that smells like heaven. Hashish Heaven. That’s right, this heavenly-scented hashish candle smells like black currant, green apple, wormwood, patchouli, and moss all combined into one. Yeah, it’s pretty earthy. And your earthy babe will absolutely adore it. Plus its leaf-adorned porcelain vessel even doubles as a stash box after the candle burns out, which will hopefully be quicker than your love for her does.
6. Apothecanna Mile High Gift Set ($70)
Apothecanna is the cannabis lover’s alternative to the Body Shop. This cannabis beauty line promotes muscle relaxation, pick-me-up stimulators, and natural pain eliminators filled with a bunch of nutritionally beneficial ingredients, chief among them being, yup, you guessed it—cannabis. Rub her down and melt her tension away with one of these amazing cremes from their Mile High gift set. Mile High. Get it?
7. Happy Eatables Cannabis-Infused Hand Crafted Chocolates (n/a)
You’ll need a medicinal marijuana card for this one, but it’s so much more unique than just getting your girl a box of boring truffles from some overpriced chocolatier. Spend your money wisely and get some cannabis-infused dark chocolate treats that will give her way more endorphins than a box of Ferrero Rocher. Trust us, she’ll love them. And so will you.
8. Broad City Season 1 DVD Set ($12)
Some shows you just can’t stream, and unfortunately the first few seasons of Comedy Central’s Broad City is one of them. But trust us when we tell you that getting her this DVD set featuring the “Queens of Cannabis” is a huge win. Not only will she be thankful for having turned her on to these almost biblical lady tokers, she’ll be impressed that you put in the thought to source them on an actual DVD. And once you score those major brownie points, she’ll not doubt invite you over for a homemade batch of her very own brownies when she wants a late night toke buddy to stream the rest.
9. Crystal Cult Kush Queen 3D Mini Grinder ($40)
Grinders can be super clunky and a major hassle, so make every time she grinds a joy (for a change) with this one-of-a-kind cannabis princess accessory.
10. Foria Pleasure Cannabis-Infused Sexual Lubricant ($24-$96)
The internet’s been going crazy for this one. An all-natural, cannabis-infused female sensual enhancement oil (and suppository—relax, it goes up the front side) that’s been given rave reviews by ladies everywhere. Not only will it make her night unforgettable, it’ll most likely make yours too.
11. The Bud Bouquet (n/a)
This one’s a little more DIY than the rest of the gifts on this list, but the work and creativity you put into it is sure to make her tingle (Perhaps just as much as that cannabis-infused lube above. Perhaps.) Rather than sending over the typical Edible Arrangement to her workplace, opt for something a little more unique. Like this beautiful flower bouquet arrangement made with some good ‘ol fashion spliffs. Sure, it might have been inspired by that scene in Weeds, but that doesn’t make it any less thoughtful or romantic.
