Grobo One Smart Home Hydroponic Grow System ($1,993)
Why settle for bagged or jarred 5-day old buds when you can simply pluck freshly grown ones straight from your garden? Okay, fine, we know what you’re thinking—you don’t know the first thing about farming and the last time you picked up a garden tool was…wait, what’s a garden tool? But fret not, because thanks to the advent of new technology, growing your own indoor buds is now easier than ever!
The Grobo One is a smart home hydroponic growing system that makes planting and growing your own cannabis as easy as smoking it. And the best part? You really don’t need to know a damn thing about farming or gardening. Simply connect the Grobo One to your WiFi, plant a seed, and choose from one of several growing recipes in the Grobo App. Yes, a fuckin’ app that lets you monitor your grow, 24/7, then sends a notification once it’s ready.
So how does it all work? Well, the Grobo One knows the perfect blend of nutrients, light, time, temperature, and humidity for what you’re growing and uses that knowledge to give your seed the precise amount of watering and maintenance it needs.
Of course growing your own cannabis indoors will stink to high hell, right? Wrong. The Grobo One has carbon filters that purify all that dank, pungent stench your newly formed buds produce, ensuring nobody’s the wiser when they walk in. There’s even a sleek glass window that uses an LED Vari-Light System to easily switch from transparent to opaque, providing optimal lighting for your plant as well as chill ambient mood lighting for your home. Now that’s what we call innovation.
