This Valentine’s Day, you can do what most guys do and get your girl a gift from the usual list of cliché gift ideas like roses or chocolates, or be a bit more creative and get her something she’ll really appreciate, like cannabis! Well, not actual cannabis, as if she’s your girl she no doubt has plenty of that, but cannabis-related products and accessories that’ll show her you not only know and appreciate her, but also her affinity for her real true love (sorry, man).
So where to begin? Well, thankfully, with cannabis taking over the nation, there are a ton of great gift ideas to choose from, and we scoured the interwebs high and low to bring you some of the best ones a cannabis-lovin’ gal could ask for. Yup, there’s no doubt the options below will tickle her fancy (and some other, eh, “things”), and if they don’t, well, we’re confident the’ll surely tickle yours. That is, assuming you don’t mind being tickled.
1. Apothecanna “Sexy Time” Personal Intimacy Oil ($52)
Apothecanna’s “Sexy Time” Personal Intimacy Oil will prep you for exactly what the name suggests with exotic and wildcrafted plant ingredients like jasmine, coconut, argan, and of course, cannabis, to enhance sensitivity and increase blood flow right where you and your girl need it the most. Talk about a tickle.
2. Tetra x The Pursuits of Happiness Voltaire Pipe ($75)
Slim and sexy just like your woman, these beautiful porcelain pipes comes in satin blue and glossy pink with a mouthpiece available in either 22k gold or a silver-toned overglaze, making them the perfect cannabis accessory to pull out of any purse or clutch.
3. Annabís “RiRi’ Handbag ($95)
Speaking of clutches, the Annabís “RiRi” (yes, we know) handbag is the perfect one for your cannabis-lovin’ fashionista. With a purple python leather exterior and a zippered “aroma-loc” interior, this elegant accessory will protect her buds and keep them from smelling while making the perfect accessory for a night out at the opera. You do have tickets, don’t you?
4. Kannastör GR8TR Jar Grinder ($84)
The Kannastör’s GR8TR Jar Grinder is the perfect tool to help store her buds and get her grind on, and if you play your cards right, she just might get her grind on with you too.
5. Smith Street Candle Co. x The Hemponair Cannabis-Scented Soy Candle ($45)
We teamed up with Brooklyn-based Smith Street Candle Co. to create the perfect cannabis-scented candle for today’s sensual cannabis lover. Handmade in their Smith Street studio, this one-of-a-kind eco-friendly soy candle gives off a deliciously heady, spicy, and oh-so-sexy fragrance that’s sure to set the stage for an oh-so-sexy evening. Whether you can act the part is another story.
6. Evoxe Laboratories “Balance” CBD Vaporizer ($40)
Perfect for those times when your girl wants the healing effects of CBD without the psychoactive effects of THC, Evoxe Laboratories’ “Balance” vaporizer combines pure isodiol 99.6% hemp CBD oil with essential oils like frankincense to refresh her body, geranium to cleanse her of toxins, tangerine to awakens her senses, and ylang ylang to lift her mood, which is exactly what you’ll do once you gift this to her.
7. Van der Pop “Dirty Weekend” Gift Set ($55)
The name says it all—sex, and hopefully lots of it if you play your cards right. This aptly named “Dirty Weekend” gift set by female cannabis boutique shop Van der Pop comes with two gorgeous 30ml jars for your girl to store her favorite buds in, and with words like “Sex” and “Clean,” they’re sure to get her in the right frame of mind for a wonderful evening. Just try not to let her down this time, huh?
8. Shine 24k Gold Rolling Papers ($55)
Nothing says you love your girl like diamonds, except for maybe gold, and these Shine 24k gold rolling papers are made with the finest edible gold and a hemp blend base for a smooth, luxurious burn that’s sure to make her and your love for her shine on forever.
9. Scout Original x The Hemponair Oversized Postal Tote ($295)
Ladies love their handbags, and this oversized postal hemp tote is the perfect casual bag for the cannabis lover in your life. A collaboration between The Hemponair and famed Brooklyn-based fashion design duo Scout Original, these oversized postal totes are each handmade from upcycled materials, including a 100% hemp interior lining, genuine leather handles, copper rivets, specially designed embossing, and a convenient interior hemp pocket, and with a limited-edition supply of 20, you’ll know it’s truly an original one-of-a-kind gift purchase that’s sure to put a smile on even the most pretentious of fashionistas. How long she’ll keep it is completely up to you.
10. The Genius Pipe ($89)
Dubbed the “iPhone” of pipes, the Genius Pipe was created by two computer engineers who took their patented computer cooling system design and applied it to a pipe, resulting in a gorgeous piece of hardware consisting of 2,000 anodized aluminum dimples that clean, filter, and cool your smoke with every hit, and is sure to be a hit with the design-lovin’ cannabis lover in your life.
11. Foria Explore Sexual Enhancement Suppositories (n/a)
Explore your love together with Foria explore, the first cannabis suppository formulated for all-natural sensual enhancement and comfort during anal play, and a great way to get that conversation started, let alone satisfyingly finished, for the both of you.
12. Asche Industries Locket Mill ($200)
Make sure your girl keeps you close to her heart with this beautiful 18k gold vermeil necklace by Asche Industries. Not only will it always remind her of you, but it’ll also ensure she can always forget you if and when she needs to thanks to its hidden cannabis mill grinder.
13. Puffco Pro 2 Vaporizer ($90)
Brooklyn-based Puffco’s new Pro 2 vaporizer is the perfect vape pen for the girl who’s always on the go. With its convenient carrying case, slim form factor, and super-sleek design, the Pro 2 will not only look great in her hand, but also taste great as it’s built with a large capacity ceramic chamber designed to deliver optimal taste and efficiency without any glues, plastics, or other harmful materials. It even comes with a “Sesh Mode” that’s perfect for a romantic bedroom session, giving her 12 seconds of continuous vaping, which let’s be honest, is likely a lot longer than whatever you’re giving her.
