Few things are more awkward than stepping into the office elevator during the morning rush and having heads sniff and turn their way toward your direction, especially when what they’re sniffing is that super skunky funky coming from your briefcase. Yeah, we know you’re guilty, and we are too, and while we all love ourselves the smell of that heady sticky icky, the last thing you want to be known as is the stereotypical office “stoner,” let alone that guy with the foul funky stench.

Thankfully, the folks over at Skunk Bags came up with the perfect solution for the everyday working man (or woman)—the “Mr. Slick” smell-proof travel pouch. Not only is it 100% smell-proof, but it’s stylish, sleek, and ultra-portable—big enough to carry a sizeable stash and a piece to smoke or vape that stash, yet small enough to discreetly fit into any bag or briefcase.

And when we say 100% smell-proof, we mean it. All Skunk brand bags use a patented activated carbon technology that traps odors inside while neutralizing them through activated carbon particles. How? By absorbing molecules in it’s proximity, similar to the way a sponge absorbs water on contact. When the odor molecules come into contact with the activated carbon, they’re trapped within the pores where they stay locked and naturalized. A bit complicated, to be sure, but the only takeaway you need to be concerned about is that the shit works, ensuring anything you put inside will never smell the light (or dark) of day again. In fact, the technology was even tested on trained K-9 police dogs and they weren’t able to smell a thing!

So do yourself a favor and avoid being labeled as “that office stoner-guy from accounting (or whatever other department it is you run. You do run it, don’t you?). Yes, do as the name suggests and store your stash in a Mr. Slick travel pouch. Whether you truly are slick or not, at least no one will be any wiser when it comes to your stash. Except for you.

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