Now that cannabis has gone mainstream, there are plenty of great gift ideas to consider. In fact, there seems to be a new cannabis gift list article popping up every day on Facebook. And while they’re certainly not fake (last we checked), some of their products’ claims are, so we thought it only right to offer you up a proper cannabis gift list. One that filters out all the junk and gives you a list of premium cannabis swag that’ll make even Santa’s panties wet. And then some.
Yes folks, this hereto list of cannabis gift ideas is the ultimate marijuana wish list for the discerning cannabis enthusiast, and each item on it makes the perfect gift for today’s modern-day “Hemponair.”
1. The Genius Pipe ($89)
Dubbed the “iPhone” of pipes, Genius Pipe was created by two computer engineers who took their patented computer cooling system design and applied it to a pipe, resulting in a gorgeous piece of hardware consisting of 2,000 anodized aluminum dimples that clean, filter, and cool your smoke with every hit, and are sure to be a hit under any christmas tree (or menorah).
2. The Cannador Cannabis Humidor ($159-$269)
This is the gift that should be reserved for only the true cannabis connoisseur. We’re not talking about the one who dabbles (and dabs), but the one who is truly consumed, and consumes, cannabis on a daily, if not hourly, basis. Not only does it store your buds in a gorgeous handmade wooden stash box, but the Cannador acts as a humidor to keep them staying potent and fresh for months on end, and will no doubt keep your recipient raving about it for months on end too.
3. RYOT® Super Taster Box Dugout ($44)
The all aluminum RYOT® Super Taster Box dugout is super in all the right places. Super premium, super tough, and super convenient. It looks great, feels great, and works great thanks to a unique pistol-grip design that features a “handy” built-in bottle opener, hidden magnetic poker, and solid magnetic lid to help keep your stash in place, and it’s hefty frame can easily be used to put any nagging relative in place too.
4. Smith Street Candle Co. x The Hemponair Cannabis-Scented Soy Candle ($45)
We teamed up with Brooklyn-based Smith Street Candle Co. to create the perfect cannabis-scented candle for today’s discerning cannabis enthusiast. Handmade in their Smith Street studio, this one-of-a-kind eco-friendly soy candle gives off a deliciously heady, spicy, and oh-so-sexy fragrance that’s sure to convince even your prudish aunt Bessie to take a hit.
5. Evoxe Laboratories Cannabis Aromatherapy Vaporizer ($40-$60)
Ideal for the newb or casual cannabis consumer, Evoxe vaporizers pair appropriate cannabis strains and flavors with matching essential oils that enhance the vaporizing experience, and are sure to enhance even the shakiest of relationships once you gift it.
6. Hemp Eyewear Hemp-Made Sunglasses ($152)
Nothing says “cool” like a cool pair of shades, and nothing says it cooler than a pair made from hemp. These stylish frames by Hemp Eyewear are made from a hemp-flax fiber composite that’s stronger than plastic, lighter than wood, and more stylish than both. Plus the lenses come polarized by Polaroid, ensuring your recipient will always able to see just how high over you truly are.
7. Stash Makers Vacuum Sealed Stash Jar ($40-$50)
Any real cannabis user knows that keeping a stash fresh can often be quite the challenge, but the folks at Stash Makers solved this problem with an innovative vacuum pump that seals your buds shut, and their patented “click” lets you know when said seal is complete, ensuring that even the most stone of users will know how to operate it, including your Deadhead uncle Pete.
8. Walnut Studio Handmade Leather Cannabis Collection ($12-$159)
Perfect for the artisanal hipster in your family, Walnut Studio’s Cannabis Collection consists of bespoke handmade leather cannabis accessories like a classy stash box (the “Classy Stash”), a leather “Doobie Tube,” a solid-brass joint tube, and even a handmade leather lighter case for your hipster fiend to whip out at his next craft brewing class. And yes, we meant “fiend,” not “friend.”
9. Skunk® “Mr. Slick” Smell-Proof Travel Pouch ($25)
Everyone’s got one in the family, and this aptly name “Mr. Slick” bag is perfect for the one in yours. Smooth, slick, and oh-so-discreet, the Mr. Slick is built with Skunk® brand’s patented smell-proof technology that uses activated carbons to trap and neutralize odor-causing bacterias. In other words, it’ll keep even the skunkiest of smells at bay. The smell of your Mr. Slick relative is another story.
10. The Kannastör GR8TR Grinder ($64-$84)
There are grinders, and then there are Kannastörs—premium multi-pieced grinder, storage, and kief jars all built into one single, portable unit. And unlike like your promiscuous cousin, they look just as good as they grind.
11. Shine 24k Gold Rolling Papers ($55)
Give the gift of gold with these Shine 24k gold rolling papers. Made with the finest edible gold and a hemp blend base for a smooth burn, these gold rolling papers are perfect for a special occasion, celebration, or just a regular evening out on the town and are sure to stand out and shine in any secret santa bag.
12. Topstone Countertop Vaporizer ($325)
Another great gift for the hipster or cannabis connoisseur in your life, this gorgeous handmade “countertop” vaporizer by Topstone wasn’t designed to be yet another “stealth” vaporizer to hide away in a pocket, but rather a beautiful piece of art to be proudly displayed on any desk or countertop, and with its extremely limited supply (we’re one of the few places to carry it), it’s guaranteed to be a truly one-of-kind gift that any discerning cannabis enthusiast would appreciate.
13. Scout Original x The Hemponair Oversized Postal Tote ($295)
A collaboration between The Hemponair and famed Brooklyn-based fashion design duo Scout Original, these oversized postal totes are the perfect gift for any cannabis fashionista. Each piece is handmade from upcycled materials, including a 100% hemp interior lining, genuine leather handles, copper rivets, specially designed embossing, and a convenient interior hemp pocket, and with a limited-edition supply of 20, you’ll know it’s truly an original one-of-a-kind gift purchase that’s sure to put a smile on even the most pretentious of fashionistas. How long he or she keeps it is another story.
